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Jesus Christ [pun not intended] what the hell [again, not intended] is this fucking place. Damn girl, she said that to pass the time on Earth I should try and log onto the internet. So far, I have gotten offered an Ipod [sounds like upchuck] and some girl whose incestuous brother took a video of her in the shower naked. Not as hot as I thought - but regardless I approve of hornless, hairless, scaleless erotica. Good work humans. Too bad some of that will land you down in hell.
The name is Ororon; don't wear it out.
EDIT: It's come to my attention that someone named Othello is here. If he asks, I'm not here. And if says "Baby Brother"- punch him.
The name is Ororon; don't wear it out.
EDIT: It's come to my attention that someone named Othello is here. If he asks, I'm not here. And if says "Baby Brother"- punch him.