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[notcosplayer]

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UM.

I am back.

Apparently I talk in my sleep. And got sent to the Sahara. and I am never speaking of this again.

Matt? Because I forgot - or rather - didn't get the chance to take you... I brought back a camel. You don't have to take it, but um... if you don't want it ....

Does anyone want the camel?

I found my third clue Kaidoh.

I'm not sure you

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[fsshuuukitty]

... um... oh man... no... that's very obviously me as a bride. I don't want to get married.

[notcosplayer]

... I don't want to get married either!

Aren't you pregnant? What does that put me in? OHGOD KAIDOH WHAT DO WE DO!??!

[fsshuuukitty]

I am... oh god. This is so complicated.

[notcosplayer]

Maybe we don't have to stay married for long?

Can't we do one of those... civic ones? Where you just sign the paper and have a witness and it's all over and done with?

People do that all the time.

It is complicated... Um.

[fsshuuukitty]

A WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM WEDDING? I'M ALL FOR THAT, GAGYOU. THEN WE CAN HAVE AN EQUALLY QUICK ANULLMENT. MAYBE I CAN SWAY MY EGO INTO LETTING ME HAVE A BIT MORE FREEDOM ONCE I GET IT BACK. I DON'T WANT TO BE A GIRL ANYMORE.

[notcosplayer]

... Right forgot that happened.

I don't want you to be a girl anymore, that's why I'm trying to help you! What kind of wedding do you want then!?

I want my feelings back too by the way, so you have to think quick.

[fsshuuukitty]

THAT LITTLE CIVIL THING YOU MENTIONED IS FINE. WE CAN DO THAT FIRST THING TOMORROW. I'LL SKIP SCHOOL FOR IT.

[notcosplayer]

OKAY! I don't want you to skip school... but I want this to be done too.

Do we need to get.. rings.. or anything?

[fsshuuukitty]

KPH. WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RINGS. ALL WE NEED IS THAT STUPID PIECE OF PAPER THAT SAYS WE'RE MARRIED AND THEN WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL.

[notcosplayer]

I DONT KNOW. What if that doesn't work??

Fine. We'll try it!

I'll see you tomorrow then, Kaidoh.

This better work

[fsshuuukitty]

OF COURSE IT WILL WORK. IT BETTER WORK!

[notcosplayer]

WAIT WE NEED A WITNESS

Who will be our witness?

[fsshuuukitty]

MY MOM CAN BE OUR WITNESS.

[notcosplayer]

.. Your mother?!?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD I AM?!?! SHE WILL KILL ME! AND POSSIBLY YOU!

[fsshuuukitty]

I KNOW YOU'RE A GEEZER BUT GOD DAMMIT, BUT RIGHT NOW I AM HER BABY GIRL AND SHE WILL KILL YOU IF SHE DOESN'T GET TO WITNESS HER BABY GIRL GFETTING MARRIED.

[notcosplayer]

I'm NOT a geezer! I'm twenty five!

And you're not a girl Kaidoh, not naturally... you seem to be forgetting that here!