Top 10 reasons why sex is better than school
10. Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs, etc. School just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of most stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is:
1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.
9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs, etc. School just sucks.
8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.
7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.
6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.
5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of most stress.
4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.
3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.
2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.
And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is:
1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.