accidental-on-purpose text + 003

[notconnie]

dear journal:

i'm travelling with that goddamn uncertified quack now, against my will, and have a broken nose to show for it. since then, he hasn't stopped calling me every fucking word he can put together with the word "fag". if i wanted that kind of treatment, i would have stayed in fucking high school. and then, wouldn't you know it, hanna

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[cleaverchan]

Wow, I didn't know these worked like journals too!

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[notconnie]

what do you mean by that??

[ translation: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck ]

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[cleaverchan]

I thought these things were just for sending messages! How did you find the journal?

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[notconnie]

[ there is a long, mortified pause as he figures out what he's just done. ]

there isn't a journal.

[ video ]

[yattagarasu]

[ Ignore the bandages around Kay's head, she's more interested in... blinking. And then-- ]

No, Connie! You've got so much to live for without ending it all with a stake!!

[ video ] oh kay i love you

[notconnie]

[ pffff "live for". either way, the sudden appearance of kay's face on the screen denotes a very shocked conrad. ]

Gyuhhh! W-What do you m-- [ and then he sees her damaged head. ] What the fuck did you do to yourself?

[ video ] poor poor Conrad

[yattagarasu]

Huh? [ reaching up to touch the bandages. ] Oh, I got hit when the counter went flying! It kind of knocked me silly for awhile.

[ video ] poor poor conrad indeed )8 his life is so hard

[notconnie]

[ just. this face for a minute. ]

[voice]

[overthedratini]

Oooh! It has a journal function? Could you tell me which that is? I haven't found it yet.

... And did you say zombie?

[voice]

[notconnie]

...How do you know that I just entered a journal entry?

Yeah. I did. He's tall, green, and...dead. You couldn't miss him if you tried.

[voice]

[overthedratini]

Nah, I just saw your text entry is all.

Interesting! I'll have to keep an eye out.

[voice]

[notconnie]

T-Text entry? [ ...gulp. ] Are you trying to tell me that I just sent this message to everyone in Johto?

[voice]

[travelbycandy]

So that zombie-looking guy's actually a zombie?

....wait, stake? You mean like killing-a-vampire kind of stakes?

[voice]

[notconnie]

Um, did I say zombie? I meant, er...insurance sales person. Yeah.

A-And I didn't say that either! I meant a...uh. Steak. Like meat. I'm allergic to...cow.

[ nice save, conrad. ]

[voice]

[travelbycandy]

You sure? Because he looks like a zombie. Not that there's anything wrong with that! I've got a friend who's a talking skeleton where I'm from. He lives in Halloween Town.

[Oh, Sora. Your world(s) sound so childish.]

Really? Because it sounded like you were talking about being a vampire...

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[notconnie]

You...have a friend who's a skeleton. Who lives in Halloween Town. [ conrad's just looking at you. 8| but then there's that next part: ]

[usedsketch]

[ ... oh wow, where does he even start, there's so much to choose from. Faggery and zombies and stakes and-- you know what, coffee is clearly the most important topic here. By a mile. ]

I know what you mean, boss. This is 'bout the only time I've ever wanted a Starbucks around.

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[notconnie]

[ good choice, mr. h. now you're less likely to be shouted at. ]

At least someone here appreciates the things that are important.

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[usedsketch]

Hey, anything'd be better than what they call coffee here.

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[notconnie]

...They sell coffee here?

[ not that he could drink it, but he'd like the familiarity of sitting in a coffee shop and soaking in the environment. ]