accidental voice post + 002

[notconnie]

[ the communicator fizzles to life and suddenly we hear a thunderclap and an accompanying scream that doesn't sound like it could have come from any grown man. unfortunately, that's exactly who it came from--a man whose voice rises again, this time in a shaky tone that is attempting to straighten out. ]

I could have sworn that the sun was out

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[brbjudgingyou]

[ giggles ]

What a lovely note!

[notconnie]

Note...?

[brbjudgingyou]

Tone. Pitch.

[notconnie]

[ there's a hesitation before he realises what josh is talking about. and he's not happy. ]

I'm not an opera singer! For fuck's sake, it's terrifying outside!

[brbjudgingyou]

Just remember. You said it, not me. I wasn't implying anything at all.~

[notconnie]

Wait...what? No, I'm not-- [ and then he dissolves into flustered, angry babbling. ]

[brbjudgingyou]

[ giggling. too easy! ]

[notconnie]

Shut up! It's not my fault that everyone here is too insane to notice the torrential weather. I value my life! Or at least, I used to.

[brbjudgingyou]

You do realize that someone picked up on it yesterday, right?

[notconnie]

How should I know? Last time I checked it was sunny. I feel like someone knocked me out.

[brbjudgingyou]

She recorded dark, scary storm clouds. In other words, if you bothered to pay attention, you would have had a nice heads up, dear.

[notconnie]

...Don't call me dear. [ he's had enough of you, josh. ]

[brbjudgingyou]

I don't have anything else to call you! Could come up with something else if you'd prefer.

[ logic. fascinating thing, it is. ]

[notconnie]

My name is Conrad. Conrad Achenleck.

[brbjudgingyou]

That last name of yours is quite a mouthful! My name would be Yoshiya Kiryu. It's just easier to call me Joshua, don't you think?

[notconnie]

So I've been told. [ ps he's still pissed at you, josh ] I guess so. Why "Joshua"?