accidental voice post + 002

[notconnie]

[ the communicator fizzles to life and suddenly we hear a thunderclap and an accompanying scream that doesn't sound like it could have come from any grown man. unfortunately, that's exactly who it came from--a man whose voice rises again, this time in a shaky tone that is attempting to straighten out. ]

I could have sworn that the sun was out

Comments

[itssextillion]

...

What a zetta pussy!

dsjfgkd attack of the twewy cast

[notconnie]

Wh...What the fuck did you just call me?

ALWAYS.

[itssextillion]

You heard me, hectopascal. Unlike you, I didn't stutter.

[notconnie]

The fuck--look, I don't know what kind of language you're speaking, but I don't wanna hear it! What the fuck is wrong with the people here?

[itssextillion]

Too bad for you screaming like an |girl| is the same in all languages.

[notconnie]

I was not! I was just a little bit startled, OK? Does anyone know how horrific it is outside?!

[itssextillion]

Never heard thunder before, zetta pussy?

[yes, Conrad, that is your new name.]

[notconnie]

I'm not a--of course I have, it just surprised me! Get the fuck off my back about it!

[ he will wear it with pride. or just continue to bitch about it whatever ]

[itssextillion]

Whatever the factor you say.

[lololol]

[notconnie]

[ he angrily cuts the connection. sho: 1, conrad: 0 ]