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[ there's some scrambling on the line as conrad achenleck tries to work the pokegear. he's pretty good with technology and such, but this thing is just ridiculous. eventually, though, the device sparks to life and a pale man with rectangular glasses is shown. if one looks closely, they can see a pair of fang marks on his neck, and several other identifying factors of his death.
and then he begins complaining to the camera. go figure. ]
Hello? My name is Conrad Achenleck, and I really hope someone sane finds this video, because I-- [ there's growling in the background, and conrad reacts strongly to the sudden noise, yelping and fumbling with the camera before backing up and moving the device to focus on a small houndour. it doesn't look very happy with its new master. ]
Does anyone know what the hell this thing is...and what it does? [ the next is said quietly, difficult but not impossible to hear: ] I guess it's sort of cute, but it looks like it wants to eat me...
[ there's another pause, during which the camera turns back to conrad, displaying his visible discomfort by what he's going to say next: ]
And, uh, does anybody know where there's a doctor or something around here?
and then he begins complaining to the camera. go figure. ]
Hello? My name is Conrad Achenleck, and I really hope someone sane finds this video, because I-- [ there's growling in the background, and conrad reacts strongly to the sudden noise, yelping and fumbling with the camera before backing up and moving the device to focus on a small houndour. it doesn't look very happy with its new master. ]
Does anyone know what the hell this thing is...and what it does? [ the next is said quietly, difficult but not impossible to hear: ] I guess it's sort of cute, but it looks like it wants to eat me...
[ there's another pause, during which the camera turns back to conrad, displaying his visible discomfort by what he's going to say next: ]
And, uh, does anybody know where there's a doctor or something around here?