Room 317- Saturday morning

[notconflicted]

Sia sat in her room, sitting in front of the bay window she'd totally always had, gazing outside and looking pensive.

Her life was finally going right! She'd gotten treatment to remove her evil, blackmailing personality Mia from her brain, she was studying to be a doctor, and everything seemed right in her world. But she couldn't shake the

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[fly_so_serious]

Jeffy Maroe, ex-star running back and recent paraplegic, wheeled his wheelchair into her room.

"Hello, Sia!" he said with a wave. Even though they hadn't ever been seen on-screen together before. "How are you today? I'm..."

The forced cheerfulness drained from his face, and he hung his head in his hands and sobbed. "Oh, I'm so broken!"

The motion knocked his phone -- which wasn't password-protected and contained pictures of the whole football team drinking, doing drugs, having sex, and robbing a liquor store -- off his lap and onto the floor.

[notconflicted]

"Oh, there, there," she said, going to pay his shoulder just because it put her closer to his phone.

That was all she had. Mia wasn't a very sympathetic personality.

[fly_so_serious]

"Oh, thank you!" Jeffy cried. "You've always been such a good friend! Such a good, good friend..." He turned big puppy-dog eyes on Sia. "I'm sooo lonely..."

[notconflicted]

"A good way to help that is to tell me all your secrets," Mia said seriously, neatly kicking his phone under her bed till she could officially steal it.

[fly_so_serious]

"I don't have any secrets!" Jeffy protested. "Aside from the love child I have with our rivals' head cheerleader, but a few people already know about that one!"

[notconflicted]

"Like who?" Give her something, Jeffy. Besides the phone.

[fly_so_serious]

"I... I don't know if I can really open up to you," Jeffy told her. "I don't feel comfortable with it. We're not close enough."

[notconflicted]

"Yes we are," Mia laughed. "Don't be silly. You can tell me everything."

[fly_so_serious]

"No, I mean I want to share things with you," Jeffy tried, with big sad puppy dog eyes.

[notconflicted]

"So share them." ALL SHE WANTED WAS YOUR SECRETS.

[fly_so_serious]

"DAMN YOU, LEGS!" Jeffy cried. "I never had any problems picking up chicks before the tragic helicopter accident!"