Happy V.D.?
I just got my first valentine of the day (well, second, really - thanks johnnystiletto!). It was from Southwest Airlines, and was a flash greeting that invites you to use an animated nutcracker to break open a peanut and reveal what appear to be testicles with love notes on them. If I even remotely bought into this holiday, I think this would dramatically depress me. Instead, I laugh, because testicles are funny.