The Walker
By NOTBATMAN, AP Special Correspondent
12 minutes ago
6:05 PM Thursday, September 8th, 2005
NOTGOTHAM CITY - The days of putting young Hunter in the walker and relaxing for a bit ended abruptly today as he marched up to the coffee table, grabbed an empty wrapper, and proceeded to shove it in his mouth.
His very responsible and attentive father noted the activity immediately and rectified it. Whereupon the perpetrator reached out to grab a pepper shaker.
Previously, the lad had been content to wander about aimlessly, playing with toys placed upon the tray of the walker, without paying much attention to his surroundings.
Today's event was foreshadowed three days ago when young Hunter (who is currently exploring the bag containing the partially completed wedding-purse-thing that NotBatwoman is crafting for NotBatgirl's upcoming wedding, which he also yoinked off the table) made his way over to a toy on the floor and tried reaching for it.
Upon removal of his latest acquisition, The Boy became fussy and needed to be placated with a plush rattle.
12 minutes ago
6:05 PM Thursday, September 8th, 2005
NOTGOTHAM CITY - The days of putting young Hunter in the walker and relaxing for a bit ended abruptly today as he marched up to the coffee table, grabbed an empty wrapper, and proceeded to shove it in his mouth.
His very responsible and attentive father noted the activity immediately and rectified it. Whereupon the perpetrator reached out to grab a pepper shaker.
Previously, the lad had been content to wander about aimlessly, playing with toys placed upon the tray of the walker, without paying much attention to his surroundings.
Today's event was foreshadowed three days ago when young Hunter (who is currently exploring the bag containing the partially completed wedding-purse-thing that NotBatwoman is crafting for NotBatgirl's upcoming wedding, which he also yoinked off the table) made his way over to a toy on the floor and tried reaching for it.
Upon removal of his latest acquisition, The Boy became fussy and needed to be placated with a plush rattle.