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In what is quickly becoming a central theme to my life, I had a date set for tonight after work, and it was canceled. Except that it was canceled, like, 3 minutes before it was supposed to be happening. And I was so very annoyed that I am strongly considering to the store and buying myself presents because I think I'm awesome enough to deserve presents.
Like...Yu-Gi-Oh cards that I'll never use because I haven't played a single game of Yu-Gi-Oh in over a year. But it'll make me feel better to get some. I haven't gotten any in a few months (which, NOTE, is less than "over a year", so where as I ALMOST NEVER get new YGOs these days, it IS more often than "never"). I can look at them and think of all the ways I'll never use them and put them in my binder.
It's like a reformed drug addict who goes out and buys heroin he'll never use just because it makes him feel better to go BUY IT.
Also, I abs want some blueberries, WHICH I had no idea I liked until a few days ago. I always knew I liked them IN THINGS, but not by themselves. But guess what? I do.
I AM MAKING SOME MANY TYPOS. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am typing with an accuracy in which I might as well by blindly mashing my fingers against the keyboard. What is wrong with my left hand? It feels weird and keeps grazing over the keys.
I'm not going to get new YGOs. But blueberries. And maybe an FM adapter for my iPod. And some beef sticks. And some YGOs.
Wait, I just said...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
Remember a few hours ago when I left work and peed around for 2 hours before going to Olive Garden and then getting a text message that was all "OOPS SORRY"? I DO.
I wish I was eating Olive Garden salad.
I'm going to go to the store and make myself happier/sadder and then play Phoenix Wright for the rest of my life and GOD WILL I STOP GETTING EMAILS FROM MEETUP.COM. I HATE THAT SITE WITH ALL MY HEART. NO MORE EMAILS I HATE YOU.
Yahoo! Mail alert interupted that sentence. Sry.
Like...Yu-Gi-Oh cards that I'll never use because I haven't played a single game of Yu-Gi-Oh in over a year. But it'll make me feel better to get some. I haven't gotten any in a few months (which, NOTE, is less than "over a year", so where as I ALMOST NEVER get new YGOs these days, it IS more often than "never"). I can look at them and think of all the ways I'll never use them and put them in my binder.
It's like a reformed drug addict who goes out and buys heroin he'll never use just because it makes him feel better to go BUY IT.
Also, I abs want some blueberries, WHICH I had no idea I liked until a few days ago. I always knew I liked them IN THINGS, but not by themselves. But guess what? I do.
I AM MAKING SOME MANY TYPOS. WHAT IS GOING ON? I am typing with an accuracy in which I might as well by blindly mashing my fingers against the keyboard. What is wrong with my left hand? It feels weird and keeps grazing over the keys.
I'm not going to get new YGOs. But blueberries. And maybe an FM adapter for my iPod. And some beef sticks. And some YGOs.
Wait, I just said...
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
Remember a few hours ago when I left work and peed around for 2 hours before going to Olive Garden and then getting a text message that was all "OOPS SORRY"? I DO.
I wish I was eating Olive Garden salad.
I'm going to go to the store and make myself happier/sadder and then play Phoenix Wright for the rest of my life and GOD WILL I STOP GETTING EMAILS FROM MEETUP.COM. I HATE THAT SITE WITH ALL MY HEART. NO MORE EMAILS I HATE YOU.
Yahoo! Mail alert interupted that sentence. Sry.