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[notbamf]

I saw Dark Knight. I reviewed it at Flixster! But no one ever fucking goes there. So I'm posting my review here. YOU CAN'T DODGE MY MOVIE REVIEWS FOREVER. I HAVEN'T REVIEWED 1640+ MOVIES FOR MY HEALTH. GO TO MY FACEBOOK AND READ MY REVIEWS.

5 stars out of 5

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[mercymydarling]

All the online dating sites are full of older people, usually post-divorce, or younger people with serious flaws. (Shut up, I'm allowed, I'm seriously flawed myself.) Not just, like, "Oh, look at this chick, she's 400 pounds" or "Hmm, this girl lists 'self-harm' as one of her interests..." but, like, a nice normal looking girl who, shockingly, doesn't put "clingy over-dependent stalkerish behaviors" or "I have three rooms in my four room apartment filled with porcelain dolls" on her profile.

Yeah, I'm basing those things on two chicks I dated in VA. INDEED.

Ahem. Meeting people isn't that hard, douche. Granted, I'm not the best person to rely on here since I have, like, two friends, but I'd like to point out that I prefer having two friends. Go someplace where you have fun, strike up a conversation with someone. Fuck, you work in a bookstore, dude, utilize it. And "crippling shyness" my ass... suck it up. :)

P.S. I'm the only local friend you have AND YET I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN TWO YEARS. Come hang out, fuckhead. I'm lonely sometimes, too.

[notbamf]

MeetUp isn't a Dating site, fool. It's just a place divided into groups for people to get together. FOR INSTANCE, I'm in a Writer's group and a BoardGames group and an Anime group.

[mercymydarling]

Dude, it equates. When someone joins a "social" site, they are generally looking for a piece of ass. TRUE FACTS.