Tweedledum loves All Hallows' Eve

[notawaxwork]

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[notawaxwork]

Do you mean am I going to force you to sing karaoke in order to have drinks?

[biggestbear]

Hypothetically. Right there's the crucial word, make no doubt of it.

[notawaxwork]

Do I really seem like the type of bloke who would do that to a friend?

[biggestbear]

Only if it's a progressive shindig.

[notawaxwork]

Crikey-dick, no, I won't be making anyone do anything except have fun.

[biggestbear]

Good man. Might as well count me in, then. Make sure no one dresses up as an Albany Senator, I want my outfit to be original.

[notawaxwork]

Counted! ...Wait, you're not going to wear a costume?

[biggestbear]

Course I am, wouldn't be a costume party without a costume, would it?

[notawaxwork]

Good. For a second, I thought you were just going to come as yourself in a senator suit.

[biggestbear]

Wouldn't think of it.

[notawaxwork]

Good. Because do ye know what we do to people who come as themselves?

[biggestbear]

I think I skipped that part of the brochure.

[notawaxwork]

Arrr. We severely ridicule them. And make them sit in the section marked "Uncool People".

[biggestbear]

Wouldn't want that to happen. So what time's the shindig?

[notawaxwork]

You shouldn't! I was thinking eight o'clock.