Tweedledum and his father on fatherhood.

[notawaxwork]

Comments

[digindeep]

No he can't read this, you're very lucky. Ahem. Harri...

I do love pavlova but it's totally the baby. Totally craving some.

[notawaxwork]

Hee hee! Yes, Cassie?

How does the baby know what pavlova is?

[digindeep]

No naughtiness in front of Dad. I mean it.

Because.. it's.. y'know, a baby thing. It remembers because I've had it before and so it wants some.

[notawaxwork]

Oh. Okay. Are you sure? Cos when I think about you, I touch myself...

Cool! How does it know we were talking about pavlova, though?

[digindeep]

I just bet you do, you little perv. Yes I'm sure!

Um.. cause it knows what I'm thinking cause it's like y'know, a part of me. Umbilical cord and all. Yup. Totally.

[notawaxwork]

When I feel down, I want you above me...

I won't argue with you. What would the baby like to drink with the pavlova? Milk?

[digindeep]

.... above you doing what?

Mmm yes please. Baby wants milk and pavlova. That's perfect.

[notawaxwork]

Touching me. So I don't have to touch myself.

Okay. Baby shall have it!

[digindeep]

Mmm oh I'll definitely touch you tonight.

Woohoo!

[notawaxwork]

Rrrreowr!