I bet, even then, you'll be adorable and sweet. He could be a she, but I'm willing to bet that he'll be a he. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. How many kids do you want?
Better then them David Bowie. That'd be just weird. Heck yeah I'm getting an epidural. Still a lot of pain. My mom said it was like trying to poop out a watermelon. So not looking forward to that.
Are you kidding? I love David Bowie! You could squeeze the life out of my hand, sweetheart. It'll be okay. But yeah, don't think about it now. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. And then burn it if we choose to only have one kid.
I've got eyes that work on the back of my head too!
I know I love David Bowie too but letting him predict the sex of your kid? I dunno. Well I'm sure I will, but I don't want to hurt you. Right, we'll think about that in a couple more months.
He's in a whirl. He's not sure if he's a boy or a girl... Luv, you don't have to worry about hurting me. I got you pregnant and you're going to have to push my baby out of you. A little hand squeeze is nothing.
Aw shucks, I thought I was getting away with something.
Oh lord. David Bowie says it's a boy, it must be! You say that like knocking me up was painful. Well all right then, I will remember that when I make you cry.
That David Bowie is tricksy. I should hope it was the opposite of painful. Aw well that will make both of us. I hope the doctor can put up with the two of us.
Making babies feels good. It's having them that hurts. At least, according to this childbirth pamphlet. Doctors are used to new parents crying. Mum said she cried and cried when I was born... It's normal.
Aww well, I guess it's good that they're used to it. I'm sure they're used to yelling and cursing too. We've got a ways to get through that. First thing's first, wedding stress, then baby stress. I'm sure we'll be okay and not crack up under the pressure. Really.
Naaah. I'm not trying to be cute, it's the truth! NOT. FUNNY.
That's good. There's no reason to freak out. It'll be great. Hee hee! He is a he! I KNOW!! Well, better to be 48 and ancient than dead and gone.
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It's a little funny. But not to worry because I wouldn't want Elisa to kill me.
Not until the hormones kick in. Let's hope he's a he. Guess that's true. I wonder how many kids we'll have by then.
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Hmph.
I bet, even then, you'll be adorable and sweet. He could be a she, but I'm willing to bet that he'll be a he. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. How many kids do you want?
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No pouting.
How do you know it's a boy? The Beatles tell you that? Um, actually that depends on how much pain I'm in giving birth to your son.
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How do you DO that?
What if The Beatles did tell me that? I figured as much. I hope you won't be in pain! You could get one of those epi things.
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Bat sonar.
Better then them David Bowie. That'd be just weird. Heck yeah I'm getting an epidural. Still a lot of pain. My mom said it was like trying to poop out a watermelon. So not looking forward to that.
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You know I'm gullible enough to believe that.
Are you kidding? I love David Bowie! You could squeeze the life out of my hand, sweetheart. It'll be okay. But yeah, don't think about it now. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. And then burn it if we choose to only have one kid.
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I've got eyes that work on the back of my head too!
I know I love David Bowie too but letting him predict the sex of your kid? I dunno. Well I'm sure I will, but I don't want to hurt you. Right, we'll think about that in a couple more months.
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Hahaha! I'm not that gullible, thank heavens.
He's in a whirl. He's not sure if he's a boy or a girl... Luv, you don't have to worry about hurting me. I got you pregnant and you're going to have to push my baby out of you. A little hand squeeze is nothing.
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Aw shucks, I thought I was getting away with something.
Oh lord. David Bowie says it's a boy, it must be! You say that like knocking me up was painful. Well all right then, I will remember that when I make you cry.
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You could get away with murder.
David Bowie's psychic! He's seen the future. Oh, no. That was definitely the opposite of painful. I'm pretty sure I'll already be crying, sweetheart.
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But there's no one I want to murder!
That David Bowie is tricksy. I should hope it was the opposite of painful. Aw well that will make both of us. I hope the doctor can put up with the two of us.
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Well, that's a relief.
Making babies feels good. It's having them that hurts. At least, according to this childbirth pamphlet. Doctors are used to new parents crying. Mum said she cried and cried when I was born... It's normal.
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Aww well, I guess it's good that they're used to it. I'm sure they're used to yelling and cursing too. We've got a ways to get through that. First thing's first, wedding stress, then baby stress. I'm sure we'll be okay and not crack up under the pressure. Really.
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