Why is that? That would be scary. I don't want a baby that's smarter than me! Where's the fun in that? I'd try playing "peek-a-boo" with him and he'd say something like, "You're behind your hands, dumbass" and then I would cry.
I wasn't being sarcastic, I was being silly. Oh no wait, I guess that was a bit sarcastic. I'm very mean and grumpy grr.
Uh.. more material? I guess anyway. Neither do I, that would just be creepy. Aww don't cry. We can just put some of it away for when he's 18 and is going to college like a normal kid. Oh man, we're gonna be old then.
I could be mean and grumpy if I wanted! Yes sir, all yours. It's cute when you're all possessive. I'm sure no one loves me as much. Except maybe Sam, but not in the same way, he just loves me for my cherries.
Yeah I know, I'm not freaking out about it like I've seen (metaphorically) some women do. Did I say he? Oh man, you've got me saying he. 48 IS ANCIENT!!
I bet, even then, you'll be adorable and sweet. He could be a she, but I'm willing to bet that he'll be a he. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. How many kids do you want?
It's not that. I know he will be. I just...
Forget it. Don't worry about it.
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Funny, I think it'll be worse.
He gave us a cheque. It came in the mail today. $5,000. I have to find a bank that will convert it from the New Zealand dollars, though.
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Five thousand dollars? Holy jeebus. For us or for the baby? (Am kidding by the way)
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Ah, it's okay. I will survive. Hey-hey. Thanks, sweetheart.
Holy jeebus? Haha, I think it's for us. For the wedding and stuff. What would a baby do with money?
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Ooh wedding money. Gotcha. That's very nice of him. Um, I believe a baby would go to college with that kind of money. Though not now of course.
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Haha. Fun, you mean? I'm sure you'll make it fun. Dad will love spending time with you.
Yeah, wedding money, money to spend on pretty clothes... Wow, college starts so young now. In utero classes.
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I'm sure maternity wedding dresses cost more anyway. The kid's gonna come out knowing how to talk already I'm sure. Baby Einstein for reals.
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I'm not sure if sarcasm works with the truth.
Why is that? That would be scary. I don't want a baby that's smarter than me! Where's the fun in that? I'd try playing "peek-a-boo" with him and he'd say something like, "You're behind your hands, dumbass" and then I would cry.
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Uh.. more material? I guess anyway. Neither do I, that would just be creepy. Aww don't cry. We can just put some of it away for when he's 18 and is going to college like a normal kid. Oh man, we're gonna be old then.
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Hahaha! Now that's silly. I don't know anyone who doesn't love you. But they better not love you as much as me because you're MINE.
Hmm. Well, anyway, no worries. You shall have whichever dress you like. HEE, so you agree now that he'll be a he. And we'll only be 48... oh god.
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I could be mean and grumpy if I wanted! Yes sir, all yours. It's cute when you're all possessive. I'm sure no one loves me as much. Except maybe Sam, but not in the same way, he just loves me for my cherries.
Yeah I know, I'm not freaking out about it like I've seen (metaphorically) some women do. Did I say he? Oh man, you've got me saying he. 48 IS ANCIENT!!
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Naaah. I'm not trying to be cute, it's the truth! NOT. FUNNY.
That's good. There's no reason to freak out. It'll be great. Hee hee! He is a he! I KNOW!! Well, better to be 48 and ancient than dead and gone.
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It's a little funny. But not to worry because I wouldn't want Elisa to kill me.
Not until the hormones kick in. Let's hope he's a he. Guess that's true. I wonder how many kids we'll have by then.
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Hmph.
I bet, even then, you'll be adorable and sweet. He could be a she, but I'm willing to bet that he'll be a he. I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. How many kids do you want?
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No pouting.
How do you know it's a boy? The Beatles tell you that? Um, actually that depends on how much pain I'm in giving birth to your son.
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