You might've felt it before. But probably not since before I grew a beard. It does sound kind of dirty... Now you sound excited about me shaving. You have no idea what this is doing to my ego.
I am a little excited about you shaving. I only sort of remember what you feel like without the beard. But not much. I'm all for feeling you up. I mean your face up. I mean.
...Okay, what? The thought of touching my naked face has made you want to sleep with me? And what's a bippy?
Haha, you like murderous barbers? That's... out of context, that would sound quite odd. You're lucky you didn't see it with me. I'm sure I was annoying, singing along.
......Han Solo.
You might've felt it before. But probably not since before I grew a beard. It does sound kind of dirty... Now you sound excited about me shaving. You have no idea what this is doing to my ego.
Would you come see me?
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I am a little excited about you shaving. I only sort of remember what you feel like without the beard. But not much. I'm all for feeling you up. I mean your face up. I mean.
Do you even NEED to ask that question?
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Yeah, that's why I'm glad she didn't name me that. It's hard enough being named Harrison Ford Tweed.
Fiddle-dee-dee. Why, Miss Quinn, I do believe you are coming on to me.
Well... Maybe murderous barbers are not your thing.
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You bet your sweet bippy I am.
No, I like them! I love Mrs. Lovett. I saw the movie. Well heard the movie. You know.
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Thanks. I'm kind of attached to it.
...Okay, what? The thought of touching my naked face has made you want to sleep with me? And what's a bippy?
Haha, you like murderous barbers? That's... out of context, that would sound quite odd. You're lucky you didn't see it with me. I'm sure I was annoying, singing along.
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Um.. I could like cannibals, then you'd have a real problem. No no, I like singing along too.
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....Wanna shag?
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If you insist.
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Wow. In that case, I'm coming!
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