You might've felt it before. But probably not since before I grew a beard. It does sound kind of dirty... Now you sound excited about me shaving. You have no idea what this is doing to my ego.
I am a little excited about you shaving. I only sort of remember what you feel like without the beard. But not much. I'm all for feeling you up. I mean your face up. I mean.
...Okay, what? The thought of touching my naked face has made you want to sleep with me? And what's a bippy?
Haha, you like murderous barbers? That's... out of context, that would sound quite odd. You're lucky you didn't see it with me. I'm sure I was annoying, singing along.
Gasp! I knew it.
But you love my beard.
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It's hair genius, it'll grow back.
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Oh noez.
You don't know that. My chin could go bald.
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No, I'm Harri.
Will you still love me if I'm beardless?
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Of course I will you silly.
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The name fits, doesn't it?
I won't be as rough to touch... But I'm not perfectly smooth. I've got a mole... So I'll still be interesting...
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Bet you do have a mole, you naughty thing. So you're going to audition. Not taking no for an answer.
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My mum chose wisely. Well, and my dad chose wisely in not letting Mum name me her first choice.
It's by my nose...above my lip. Hidden by beard at present. Fine, fine... You have a lot of confidence in me.
Will you hold me while I cry if I don't get in?
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I can't wait to feel it. Okay that sounded dirty. Obviously I do, silly pants.
Of course. But you will, don't worry.
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......Han Solo.
You might've felt it before. But probably not since before I grew a beard. It does sound kind of dirty... Now you sound excited about me shaving. You have no idea what this is doing to my ego.
Would you come see me?
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I am a little excited about you shaving. I only sort of remember what you feel like without the beard. But not much. I'm all for feeling you up. I mean your face up. I mean.
Do you even NEED to ask that question?
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Yeah, that's why I'm glad she didn't name me that. It's hard enough being named Harrison Ford Tweed.
Fiddle-dee-dee. Why, Miss Quinn, I do believe you are coming on to me.
Well... Maybe murderous barbers are not your thing.
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You bet your sweet bippy I am.
No, I like them! I love Mrs. Lovett. I saw the movie. Well heard the movie. You know.
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Thanks. I'm kind of attached to it.
...Okay, what? The thought of touching my naked face has made you want to sleep with me? And what's a bippy?
Haha, you like murderous barbers? That's... out of context, that would sound quite odd. You're lucky you didn't see it with me. I'm sure I was annoying, singing along.
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Um.. I could like cannibals, then you'd have a real problem. No no, I like singing along too.
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