Because you go up to someone and say "Hey, Richie, do you want to join the Pen-15 Club?" and they say "Oh sure! That sounds sweet-as!" and then you take their hand and write it and they think it's cool before they realize that it looks like their hand says "penis".
I don't know. Kids are weird. It's sort of like "updog".
He got me, too. I said "what's a buttfore?" and he said "pooping, silly". He's six, so he finds that hilarious.
I didn't know that. Good! I think!
I'm getting there. I found an apartment! It's got a room-mate and everything. It's on Long Beach, which is a little bit out there, but it's nice and it's near the ocean. And the room-mate has a Wii, so that's pretty good.
Hahahaha! I'm thirty and it still makes me laugh, mate.
It's a good thing! No worries.
That's awesome! Is the room-mate nice? A Wii always sweetens the deal, eh? Gabe has my birthday Wii. I'd have it with me here, but Cassie wouldn't really be able to play... or she'd kick my ass and I'd be embarrassed.
Eh? Fourteen-- OH! No, there's not fifteen pens, it's something mean you write on someone's hand. It looks like it says "penis". PEN15.
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... oh. Okay.
But why not just write "penis" then?
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Because you go up to someone and say "Hey, Richie, do you want to join the Pen-15 Club?" and they say "Oh sure! That sounds sweet-as!" and then you take their hand and write it and they think it's cool before they realize that it looks like their hand says "penis".
I don't know. Kids are weird. It's sort of like "updog".
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Oh. I'm never going to trust anyone inviting me to join a club again.
What's updog?
... oh, wait, nevermind. I get it. That's kind of like... what's that thing my nephew asked me.
Oh. It's like a buttfore.
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Richie, I don't know if you know this, but I adore you.
How are things, by the way? Are you all settled in?
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He got me, too. I said "what's a buttfore?" and he said "pooping, silly". He's six, so he finds that hilarious.
I didn't know that. Good! I think!
I'm getting there. I found an apartment! It's got a room-mate and everything. It's on Long Beach, which is a little bit out there, but it's nice and it's near the ocean. And the room-mate has a Wii, so that's pretty good.
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Hahahaha! I'm thirty and it still makes me laugh, mate.
It's a good thing! No worries.
That's awesome! Is the room-mate nice? A Wii always sweetens the deal, eh? Gabe has my birthday Wii. I'd have it with me here, but Cassie wouldn't really be able to play... or she'd kick my ass and I'd be embarrassed.
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