and the winner goes too:
"You're more punk, hardcore, mod, straightedge, emo, indie than me. Your hair is cooler, you have more tattoos. You have cooler pins on your messenger bag and your favorite band is more obscure than mine. Your shoes are more vintage and so is your t-shirt. You own more black clothes than me. You know more people in bands and your black jelly bracelets are the envy of scenesters everywhere. Your photography is blacker and whiter, your myspace profile is wittier. Your scene points are double, perhaps triple mine. Because as we all know that's what really matters. In a scene where the music has taken a backseat to the haircuts you win and I lose."