At work in the Happiest Place on Earth...
I managed to get hired as a "happy cast member" at Disneyland, and have commenced my search for the Boss. I have been assigned to work the Haunted Mansion. My costume is just wonderful (sarcasm fully intended): a long green skirt, a high-necked white blouse and a black hat with black crepe streamers in the back.
I have tried to search FantasyLand for the Boss, but unfortunately, I am very out of place in my funeral attire there. One little kid grabbed onto my skirt with his sticky hands and demanded to know what I was doing there. He made such a fuss that I finally went veiny-faced at him and told him to shut up. (Worked beautifully.)
I'll have to see if I can get switched to another part of the park. I'm convinced the Boss must be under the It's a Small World ride, but it's proven impossible to search.
Hmmm... or maybe he's locked in the Matterhorn...
I have tried to search FantasyLand for the Boss, but unfortunately, I am very out of place in my funeral attire there. One little kid grabbed onto my skirt with his sticky hands and demanded to know what I was doing there. He made such a fuss that I finally went veiny-faced at him and told him to shut up. (Worked beautifully.)
I'll have to see if I can get switched to another part of the park. I'm convinced the Boss must be under the It's a Small World ride, but it's proven impossible to search.
Hmmm... or maybe he's locked in the Matterhorn...