May 06, 2010 19:07
06.05.2010
Two unwanted visitors have come to my house in the past few days. One was a stranger and the other one was a pest. Do people not have courtesy to not invade one's home?
Luckily, the first man has been kind enough to take the stray cats in the backyard shed home with him. I can only hope that he will provide them with a safe and loving environment to mature in. I am grateful for it since it saves me the trouble of contacting animal control.
The second man, however...
Gilbert, please do not visit again without my prior knowledge and approval. I do not appreciate your uninvited visit. I do not wish to waste my time cleaning up the bird seeds that spilled out from your pocket. And I most certainly do expect you to pay for the antique teacup you broke. You, not Ludwig, you.
If you want to see me, a phone call in advance is the least you can do.
menace: thy name is gilbert,
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