May 29, 2006 14:07
Well, so far, things have been uneventful. I haven't seen Yusuke or anyone else around yet, though I believe they had gotten here before me, and these damned Heartless have destroyed two pairs of my pants. And no, I won't elaborate on how they've destroyed them, but I assure you, it was quite messy. I will never recover from the embarassment of doing the pee-pee dance all the way home with my cloak hiding the necessary body parts. I almost lost my pacifier ... *shudders*
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GAH, I'M BORED WITH THIS ALREADY!! What was Father thinking, anyway?! I PREFERRED ALL THE CRAP AT HOME TO THE DULL LIFE I'M BEING FORCED TO LIVE HERE!! This is injustice, I tell you, IN. JUS. TICE!! I shouldn't have to be subject to this mistreatment. No, no, I should be able to have a say in whether or not I'm sent to America - what did I do to deserve this, huh?
-- Eh? What ... what is that under my bed ... Arrrrghhhhh!!
[ Private to Self ]
JORGE SAOTOME, YOU GLUTTONOUS OGRE! I told you to stay behind and make sure Botan didn't royally screw things up! Who's going to do it now, huh??
... Running, are you?? TOO LATE. GET BACK HERE! I'll ROLL YOU AND STEAM YOU, YOU BLUE ORGANISM!!
*much crashing and banging is heard*
[ /Private to Self ]
... Ah, it was just a mouse. I'm not used to seeing them around, so forgive me for shrieking like a ten-year-old girl. Now if you excuse me, I have a pest control problem to take care of ... *smiles through teeth*