1. [Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

Okay, okay.

Comments

[nomakothx]

...What's a 'skrull'?

1/2

[notassguardian]

Totally nasty green, shapeshifting aliens with---

[notassguardian]

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Oh, yeah... uh. Well, they're trouble.

[nomakothx]

...

[Ignoring your weirdness for now, Billy]

Huh. Don't think we've got any of those here.

[notassguardian]

Which is probably better for everyone. Seriously. Those things will give anyone a headache.

[OMG TRYING NOT TO FANBOY BECAUSE YOU'RE RENO.]