1. [Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

Okay, okay.

Comments

[shiphated]

You're new? Be careful. There's something going around -- some people aren't in their right minds right now.

[notassguardian]

That's what someone else said. I mean, I'm careful anyway, but what's the deal with this sickness?

[shiphated]

I don't know. I've been staying in the building since it happened. Have you gotten somewhere safe by now?

[notassguardian]

I'm headed somewhere now. I'm not sure if it's safe, but I'll get by.

[shiphated]

It's good to be careful, at least. Even the normal days here are dangerous.

[notassguardian]

Well, yeah. Not being careful usually results in serious injury. That's why I stay of all stairs, ramps and landings until the ferry has come to a complete stop. I try to listen to the automated announcer.

I'm rambling again, aren't I...

[shiphated]

...Well, if everything's fine, then there's nothing to worry about!

[notassguardian]

I'd say so. I mean, I don't know if it is fine, but I'm not dead yet, so I must be doing something right.