1. [Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

Okay, okay.

Comments

[going_to_change]

Toto-kun isn't in Kansas anymore! But you aren't in your world either. This is Discedo~

[notassguardian]

So I've been told. I'm still trying to get a handle on how that happened without me noticing. I know messing with time is serious business, but I think this is taking it to a whole new level.

[going_to_change]

I don't think anyone notices when it happens. It just sorta... does.

Anyway! You should get off the street. The monsters here are tough if you don't have powers which you won't even if you do in your world 'cuz the scientists are jerks and stick a chip in you.

[notassguardian]

Well, that would be great and all, but all of these buildings around me don't seem inhabitable. You mind telling me where I could find somewhere safe? I'd really rather not be like... eaten alive. Or whatever they do.

[going_to_change]

Well if you really need the help, you gotta tell me where you are first or I can't do anything.

[notassguardian]

Oh! I guess that would help, duh. I'm coming up on an intersection right now. Ingles Trail and Brebo Avenue?