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notassguardian

1. [Voice; English]

Jun 13, 2009 18:22

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

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voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:09:53 UTC

You're in another world 'cause some scientists kidnapped you, and they gave you the communicator as well. We've all got one.

Your friends are probably back in your own world.

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:12:08 UTC

So it is another world? And here I thought they were just kidding about things like that. Where's the handbook when I need it?

Gee, that's fantastic. Stranded on a world with a bunch of strangers. After being kidnapped. Man, this place is grey too.

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:14:38 UTC

Yeah.

There are also monsters, so you'd better get inside quick.

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:17:11 UTC

Monsters? I think I can handle a few of those.

I mean, if it were flesh-eating zombies, it could be a little worse. But I think some monsters may be fun. Especially if they're totally cool ones. Like... heartless.

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:19:43 UTC

Well, it's your choice. I think I heard there are monsters called Heartless around.

There's also a murderer. And people are being infected with some kind of disease which makes 'em go mad.

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:23:15 UTC

What? Really? I didn't think... that's so cool!

A murderer? Well, that's not much of a change from any place I've ever been too. Not that being infected with a disease sounds all that appealing right now...

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:24:45 UTC

...Cool?

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:25:54 UTC

It's heartless! I guess they'd be a pain in person to fight though... probably easier without those bad camera angles.

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:28:04 UTC

What? You en't making any sense, mister.

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:30:31 UTC

Really? [pause] Don't you have a Playstation?

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:31:47 UTC

A what? Is that some sort of game?

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:34:29 UTC

Wow. I guess not, huh. It's a video game console.

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:38:20 UTC

I told you this is a different world. People are from all kinds of worlds here. My world doesn't have video games, but I bet it's got lots of stuff yours en't. I bet you've never heard of an alethiometer, have you?

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:40:16 UTC

Well, yeah. I understood, but I guess it didn't sink in until you said that. Because where I'm from, everyone's heard of Playstation unless they're like... Asmish or something.

A... what?

voice; English lyraofoxford June 13 2009, 23:43:49 UTC

Oh... but why did you mention 'em in the first place? What do they have to do with Heartless?

See, I told you. An alethiometer is a device we have in my world for finding out stuff. Only really specially skilled people can use 'em.

voice; English notassguardian June 13 2009, 23:45:11 UTC

Where I'm from, Heartless are from a game. They're not real

Sounds pretty cool! What kind of... stuff do you find out with it?

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