1. [Voice; English]

[notassguardian]

Alright, so how long before the munchkins tell me that the yellow brick road takes me to Oz? Because Toto, I know we're not in Kansas anymore. I mean, I know New York isn't exactly the epitome of clean... or tidy after what happened, but seriously? I think you need to hire some new contractors. And maybe a couple of street cleaners.

Okay, okay.

Comments

[notassguardian]

A lot of places get called hell. Unless I died for real this time. But I think I'd remember something like that... we hadn't even done anything yet!

[notassguardian]

"A lot" isn't the same as "They all float down here" or whatever.

So how about an explanation?

[notassguardian]

"Crazy scientists?" Are we talking like... Reed Richards on a bad day crazy? Or "The skrulls are back and are trying to conquer Earth" crazy?

[notassguardian]

Crap. That's not what I had in mind when we were going after those guys.

[notassguardian]

[...]

Just some guys causing me trouble.

[notassguardian]

Well, it could have been worse.

But I'm here now. Wherever here is.

...Nevermind. I guess that is worse.

[notassguardian]

Worse? How much worse does it get than being stuck in some weird place? There's only one thing I could think of that could be worse...

[He's all quiet for a second as he tries to fly and scope out the area. But hey, that doesn't worse]

...Welp. Scratch that.

[notassguardian]

How do they even do that? I mean, one second I'm in New York, and now... I'm here. And..

This is going to be a pain, isn't it?