Dear Miss Mayhem

[notasquirrel]

Upon examining our records we have discovered a 149.95 error in your favor. We have credited this amount back to your account and have added an additional 100.00 credit.   We deeply regret any inconvenience that we may have caused.

Might we suggest that you apply your 249.95 dollar credit towards the purchase of the Happy Termite Kozy Kastle*,

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[kittenkissies]

Remember "Squid of the Month"! Probably the same company!

[notasquirrel]

Right you are sir!

Might we send you a catalog?

M. Squinkle
special customer relations

***Uncle Milton Toys - "Them's the breaks!"***

[kittenkissies]

NO

[notasquirrel]

Will do!

*enters shipping info*

Enjoy!

M. Squinkle
special customer relations

***Uncle Milton Toys - "Them's the breaks!"***

[kittenkissies]

Squinkle:
I have been in touch with L.Letam Toys and Vicious Other Stuff (NYSE LOS) to receive my last Atom Boy!(tm) Atomic Bomb/Triggering Device/Olive Pitter. I should end up with it by the time you read this letter. Then my thermonuclear device will be complete.
If you do not remove my name from your mailing list, I will be forced to take drastic action. Unless you are an Anarchist, then I will smother you with hugs and kisses.
Yours,
Kittenkissies