[Kurt still couldn't believe that Rachel was now a 'he', but the poor wom---man, needed a hand. With a bag of (very fashionable) clothes under his arm, he knocked at the door and waited.]
[next morning]pinball_babyOctober 28 2011, 19:50:52 UTC
[ before falling asleep Finn had actually set his alarm for once, despite there not being a real need to wake up early. His reasoning was that he knew Rachel was usually an early riser and he didn't want her alone with Jesse any more than necessary, so that's why he was going downstairs at 8am. Just in case. Typically, there was no sign of Rachel as he peeked into the living room on the way to the kitchen-- but there was sone other girl sprawled out on the couch where Jesse should have been. A very naked girl at that, the comforter Jesse had borrowed not doing much to hide the fact that the girl was topless. Gaping, Finn stopped in the doorway and just stared ]
[Jesse's not a morning person which is why he groans and rolls over when he hears Finn's voice cut into his sex dream about Rachel. Knowing that he's there makes it impossible to get back to sleep and he sighs before yawning and sitting up.
Except...just as he's about to bitch Finn out for waking him he notices...he's not a he. He has breasts, nice ones at that, and suddenly he's not that concerned with Finn.]
[He barely has time to register the fact that he's topless, suddenly turning to Finn with a glare as he scrambles to grab for the comforter.] Turn around and stop staring, you pervert!
[Making out with Kurt was an entirely new experience, and Kurt's new personality was relatively shocking, too, but nothing could have prepared Rachel for the sight she caught from the top of the stairs just before-- oh my god is that Jesse?!-- she pulled a shirt on.]
I wasn't staring! [ he tries to defend himself on instinct, even though they both know it's a lie. When Rachel appears at the top of the stairs, his eyes widen even more ]
[Jesse rolls his eyes at Finn as he sinks back against his pillows on the couch.] I'm a guy-- or, at least, I should be-- and I know what dudes look like when they're staring at boobs, okay? Don't even try.
[At the mention of Rachel he gets off the couch and looks at her, suddenly feeling a little more emotional than he'd like to...he's blaming the stress and new hormones.] Rachel...I...I don't know what's going on.
You were staring at her-- um, his boobs? [It's hard to glare at your boyfriend when that may have been the weirdest thing to ever come out of your mouth...]
[Regardless, Rachel rushes downstairs to get a good look at Jesse, biting her lip for a moment before looking up at Finn.] Could you give us a moment?
[Jesse crosses his arms under the aforementioned boobs, glaring at Finn.] Because I turned into a woman while I was asleep. She understands what I'm going through.
Finn, please, this is the last time that I would make out with Jesse behind your back. We have other things to worry about right now. I really don't think that Jesse wants you to hear about his feelings here. [She squeezes his hand again.]
Um.
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Except...just as he's about to bitch Finn out for waking him he notices...he's not a he. He has breasts, nice ones at that, and suddenly he's not that concerned with Finn.]
Oh my god...what the fuck happened?!
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[ Finn's about to ask her who she is when something clicks in his mind and he realizes Rachel's obviously not the only one having gender issues ]
...Jesse?!
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Oh my god, is it catching? And shut up, I'm not a pervert! I was just-- surprised.
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Obviously I don't know how this happened, okay? And you were totally staring at my boobs, don't deny it. [He feels like he needs a shower. UGH.]
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Wh-what?
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Rachel! It got Jesse too!
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[At the mention of Rachel he gets off the couch and looks at her, suddenly feeling a little more emotional than he'd like to...he's blaming the stress and new hormones.] Rachel...I...I don't know what's going on.
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[Regardless, Rachel rushes downstairs to get a good look at Jesse, biting her lip for a moment before looking up at Finn.] Could you give us a moment?
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I didn't mean to, they were just-- [ he waves a hand vaguely ] there.
[ he pauses when Rachel asks him to leave, unreacting for a second before he shoots her a wounded look ] Why?
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[Turning to Jesse, she frowns, reaching out to take his hand.] How do you feel?
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It's not like I'm in the way standing here or anything.
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[Noticing Finn is still in the room, Jesse glares at him.] Seriously? You can't give us five minutes alone?
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