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notasinglelady

[RL- Rachel, Finn, Jesse]

Oct 20, 2011 21:48

[Kurt still couldn't believe that Rachel was now a 'he', but the poor wom---man, needed a hand. With a bag of (very fashionable) clothes under his arm, he knocked at the door and waited.]

rachel berry, the gay just improved by 10000, genderbender, rl, funny times, this will end well

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negative_five October 20 2011, 21:05:29 UTC

[The door opened in a rush as Rachel ushered Kurt inside, thanking his lucky stars that her dads weren't home yet, towel wrapped snugly around his waist.] Thank god you're here, I was starting to worry my dads would get here before you would.

notasinglelady October 20 2011, 21:20:44 UTC

I tried my best to be quick. [Kurt was still taller. He looked at her...him, up and down.] Hm. You don't have to feel self-conscious about your looks.

negative_five October 21 2011, 01:45:48 UTC

I appreciate that. [Pursing his lips, Rachel's eyes went wide at his comment, trying to figure out if it really meant what he thought it meant.] Finn won't even want to look at me, and even you said I was only marginally more attractive.

notasinglelady October 21 2011, 02:13:55 UTC

What does Finn know about handsome men? [Kurt waves a hand, as if to dismiss the subject of Finn's taste.] Hmm...nothing.

HOW ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?!?! also, you should comment on the second thread if you're not already :3 negative_five October 21 2011, 02:16:40 UTC

[Rachel sighs, leading Kurt upstairs after he looks the door. It's really weird to refer to yourself as male-bodied when your name is Rachel...] Your clothes are going to fit me, right?

I AM LIKE BATMAN, A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT. but I was going bed, so I will comment and flee notasinglelady October 21 2011, 02:50:25 UTC

[Gender confusion is always painful and problematic >: At least this is only temporary.]

I hope so, Ibrought quite the variety. I even brought you a male skirt. I didn't think Finn's clothes would fit you. [Kurt snickered.]The t-shirt won't be a problem, I am more worried about your legs and hips.

jkldsf;jfls go go go!!! sleep well!!! <3 negative_five October 21 2011, 07:53:25 UTC

[Thank god this is only temporary. Rachel has a newfound respect and appreciation for transgendered people. )8]

Good-- um. I'm pretty sure I look gay enough without adding a skirt. But no, wearing Finn's clothes would be like wearing a tent. [He looks down at his hips with a frown.]

I was sleeping ♥ notasinglelady October 21 2011, 13:38:46 UTC

[Good!]

[Ram narrow his eyes at the gay comment.]Straight men wear skirts and kilts, you know.

[He ignores Rac..Ray's complain and puts his bag on the pink bed, unpacking.]Let's start with the basics, you need underwear.

GOOD 8D <3 negative_five October 21 2011, 18:39:38 UTC

I'm not Scottish, either!

[His eyes going wide, he holds the towel a bit more tightly around his front-- Kurt, you'll note, the towel is still tucked up under his arms, as though he's trying to hide breasts he doesn't really have right now-- shaking his head.]

Oh. Oh no.

♥♥♥ notasinglelady October 21 2011, 18:54:59 UTC

You don't need to be Scottish to look good. Have you seen John Barrowman in a kilt? [Wait no, john Barrowman is half Scottish and gay. Wrong example then.]Or David Tennant. Is David Tennant British or Scottish? he's not gay at least.

[Now that he notices that, it's quite the funny view.] Raic..Ray, I don't care what Puck says. Going commando is not comfortable, not elegant.

negative_five October 21 2011, 23:05:24 UTC

That's not the point, Kurt!

[He frowns, drawing his lips together, pursing them.] I wasn't planning on going commando. I just didn't think I would have to deal with boy... underwear.

notasinglelady October 21 2011, 23:32:50 UTC

[Kurt 's brows go up.] I guess you could use female underwear but I doubt it would be very comfortable. [Kurt ignores his complain, grabbed a brown boxer and put it on his hand.] Think of it as wearing very small pants.

negative_five October 22 2011, 01:31:05 UTC

[Rachel frowns, pulling his arms around himself more tightly.]

I... guess.

[Rachel disappears behind a changing screen, pulling the boxer-briefs on. They feel bizarre, but then again, having a penis feels just as weird.] Um... do you want me to come out?

notasinglelady October 22 2011, 18:47:59 UTC

Form all the people I am expecting to 'come out', Ray, you are not one of them.

[He's just joking. Or not]The size it's fine? You looked more or less like me.

negative_five October 22 2011, 19:57:59 UTC

Har har, very funny, Kurt. You know that's not what I meant. [Awkward, having Kurt check out his... package :|] I guess we can wear the same clothes. It's just so weird and uncomfortable.

notasinglelady October 22 2011, 20:30:36 UTC

I know I'm hilarious. [Kurt never said he wanted to see it.] Stay there, I will give you a few pants to try.

[And by a few, he means 'I will give you 12 different jeans and trousers to try on']

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