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[notasinglelady]

I had the sudden realization that 'Like a prayer' from Maddona is a song about oral sex. That, by itself, wasn't that worrying until I remembered that Mr. Schuester made us sing that song a year ago. Talk about Fridge Horror.

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[forgerofdreams]

Fun fact: everything Madonna says is about sex somehow.

Also, "Dancing With Myself" is about masturbation and "Angie" was about Mick Jagger fucking David Bowie.

[notasinglelady]

Color me impressed now.

...Angie? Really?

[forgerofdreams]

Yup. Angie was the name of David Bowie's wife, and she caught him and Mick sleeping naked in bed together. They swear up and down they didn't boink, but I think that's a biiiiit sketchy.

[notasinglelady]

Oh my god....I need to hear that song.

[forgerofdreams]

Ask and ye shall receive:

[notasinglelady]

Thank you! That was...very educative.

[forgerofdreams]

Isn't it? Try listening to any Bowie or Rolling Stones from now on without thinking about that.

[notasinglelady]

I think you ruined them for me forever, Eames.

[forgerofdreams]

I do try my very best~

[notasinglelady]

You do it very well.

How was your new Year?

[forgerofdreams]

It was good. Vegas certainly knows how to celebrate a holiday, with lots of lights, noise, and booze. And yourself?

[notasinglelady]

Vegas, wow. I want to see it one day but my dad wont' allow me to go there anytime soon. I went out with some friends, mostly girls.

[forgerofdreams]

That's probably for the best, you can't get in anywhere unless you're eighteen. What'd you and your friends do?

[notasinglelady]

No, and I often look younger than my age. We sang, dance, ...did silly things and laugh a lot.

[forgerofdreams]

Sounds like fun. Did you make a ton of noise when midnight came?

[notasinglelady]

yes! As it was expected.