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[notasinglelady]

I had the sudden realization that 'Like a prayer' from Maddona is a song about oral sex. That, by itself, wasn't that worrying until I remembered that Mr. Schuester made us sing that song a year ago. Talk about Fridge Horror.

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Most music seems to be about sex in some form or fashion. Who's Madonna?

[notasinglelady]

I wot' say that is 'most' mus............you did not just asked me that.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Sorry. I really did.

[notasinglelady]

Oh my go, how can you not know about her?

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Well, I'm going to take an educated guess and say probably because she's either a 20th or 21st century musician and I live in the 23rd century.

[notasinglelady]

Still no excuse! She was the queen of Music!

Do you have an ipod or some sort of device so you can play music? I have some songs to send you.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

Aye, you can send the files to my computer.

[notasinglelady]

Give me a moment.

[You are going to get like, 3000 mp3 songs. ENJOY.]

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

[It's okay, he has the storage space for it. And he can probably get away with storing them in the archives on the basis that they're historical artifacts of a sort.]

That's.... a lot of music. Where should I start, then?

[notasinglelady]

I have much more songs. With Madonna and Gaga.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

I'm afraid I don't know Gaga, either.

[notasinglelady]

Oh for the lvoe of....The songs are listed alphabetically, Mr. Scott. Just look at the G.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

[There's a pause in the conversation as Scotty scrolls through a couple of songs.]

...'bluffing with my muffin'?

[notasinglelady]

Yeah. Some lyrics are pretty special.

[lt_cmmdr_scott]

It's different, that's for sure.

[It's a fair bet that Scotty won't be listening to much Madonna or Gaga.]

[notasinglelady]

[Shame on you Scotty, shame.]

What sort of music do you listen to?