Hey, it's Wuertz. Don't mind the blue panther and the gerbil but the singing cotton candy thing has to go. It fucking woke me up in the middle of the night last night.
Also stay away from Aphrodite, she is a fucking crazy whore.
What do you like in your tacos/burritos/enchiladas? Call me.
Oh, I'm sure she is. And whatever she will suggest something that sounds perfectly rational to her but is in fact totally fucking stupid, and when you don't do it, she'll be all fake-disappointed like her word is law. And just so you know, she was never mean to me before she, you know, killed me.
Shut up, you live with me, I'm cooking, I'm making food for you. Tell me what you want or you don't get a choice.
I think it's perfectly legitimate for me to be concerned about the people I care about hanging around someone who is a) capable of killing you b) would absolutely have no problem doing it under, ah, contested reasons and c) would not feel even the slightest bit of remorse at doing so.
In other words, I'm not disappointed, I just don't want you to, you know, die.
[There's silence again for a bit, because the last time he heard something like that (even if not not phrased this way) was his dad saying it.]
I promise I will be careful and stay away from her. [Granted, they talk, but he does not approach her that often, so he's not exactly lying.]Thanks, Wuertz.
Also stay away from Aphrodite, she is a fucking crazy whore.
What do you like in your tacos/burritos/enchiladas? Call me.
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[Strange, since hearing a jigglypuff makes people fall sleep.]
Sorry, I will leave her in the auditorium from now. I thik it's a her.
She is just trying to help a few of my friends that had an argument. She is never meant to me.
And you don't have to cook for me, really. [He was used to do all the cooking back at home.]
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Oh, I'm sure she is. And whatever she will suggest something that sounds perfectly rational to her but is in fact totally fucking stupid, and when you don't do it, she'll be all fake-disappointed like her word is law. And just so you know, she was never mean to me before she, you know, killed me.
Shut up, you live with me, I'm cooking, I'm making food for you. Tell me what you want or you don't get a choice.
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[There's a pause in the other end of the phone.]
I cook the next time. And I've never really ate enchiladas before.
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In other words, I'm not disappointed, I just don't want you to, you know, die.
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I promise I will be careful and stay away from her. [Granted, they talk, but he does not approach her that often, so he's not exactly lying.]Thanks, Wuertz.
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See you later, Wuertz.
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