Seriously though

[notashamed]

Dear Tylenol Cold:
YOU SUCK. You did nothing to make me feel better yesterday. I hate you. I don't care if your pills are 'cool breeze' flavored. If they don't work, IT MEANS NOTHING TO ME.
Go away and don't come back.
Kthx.

Dear DayQuil:
♥ ♥

Dear Apple:
Who ever decided to make the power cord for my laptop may be very bright for making it magnetic. But whoever decided to make it so damn short? Should immediately be given an atomic wedgie. I DON'T LIKE YOU.

Dear Cheetos:
Please to stop be making my fingernails turn orange.
Kthx.