...are the chairs from MST3K.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300055188348 Stupid being a socialist in college with no rich friends...can't buy stupid crap I don't need...grumble grumble grumbe. (J/K, friends!)
Speaking of being stupid crap, I bought a shirt with the good ol' Hammer and Sickle on it yesterday. See if you can find the funny part about the last sentence! It shouldn't be that hard.