Aug 20, 2004 22:03
1. staying at a hotel in a casino isnt half as fun as it sounds
2. children whos parents gamble alot must be deprived not only because their parents gamble away their money but because there is nothing for children to do at a casino
3. people who have a gambling problem most likely have one of teh following problems also
-smoking
-drinking
-high blood pressure
-overweight
because everyone at casinos do at least on of the above just sitting at the slots
4. dont rub your eye when your contact is ripped, it rips in half and teh otehr half gets stuck untill you poke your eye out a thousand time
5. my mom has many stages that she displays even with company around
-nice
-easily satisfied
-angry
-bossy
-un contralable mood swings
6. most people are grumpy in the morning, my mom is extra happy
7. my family could never live in an apartment strictly because my mom talks way too loud
8. breakfast buffets suck because im never willing to eat alot in the morning
9. amusement rides were so much cooler when i was little
10. after youve been some plce once withing a week its really boring
11. all the stores on the board walk sell basically the same stuff at different prices
12. people like to scream like theyre dying on ride, they need to learn that safety harnesses were made for a reason, oh yeah SO YOU DONT DIE
13. after a whole bunch of spinny rides dinner doesnt sound or taste very good
14. alot of people are scared by loud sounds in dark areas
15. if someone screams and yells "run" behind you you run forward but look backward
16.my mom and val walk really slow
17. they sell dildos in dollar stores at the shore but the call the ice penis scuptures
18. bongs and bowls are sold in alantic city but they sell them as incent burners and pipes so its legal
19. the quotes on shirts are funny but i reallyd ont think any one would wear them anywhere but the shore
20.there are no normal everyday clothes sold at teh shrore just clothes that make you look liek a lost tourist while your at teh shore
21. lap bars ussually huirt my legs
22. theme parkls are less crowded during teh day
23. old topless men and old/fat women in bikinis should be handed a picture of themselves because their mirrors are apparentl broken
24. with out my glasses or contacts i am blind and get headaches
25. when you get crapped on by a bird it feels like a rain drop
26. i dont understand why getting crapped on is a sign of good luck, you have to be pretty unlucky to get crapped on by a bird because i only know one other person who got crapped on and thats my friends little sister who is forever getting hurt
27. when you roll the windows of a car down on teh express way its nearly impossible to hear the radio from the back seat
28. theres not much you can talk about on a long car ride with your mom and her friend in the car
29.dont drink right before you get into a car because youll hacve to pee before the next rest stop
30. time goes by very slow when your bored to the point you want to rip your eyes out
31. it never feels great to be home unless you spent 2 days missing it