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lol i have no clue what the subject is supposed to mean but i typed it by accident and thought it was funny and left it there anyway today was decent. i had to get up ealry for the refinace guy then i got to eat at mc ds for breakfast and finally get my hair cut. some old italian lady from newyork cut my hair and woo could thatw oman talk. in my experiance most older italian lasies talk about their families and getting married and new yorkers pull off the ya know every ten seconds and thsi lady sure didnt prove me wrong. everyother word was ya know or about her family and dating in todays world.s he did a good job on my hair though, cut more than i wanted off but it works out because its summer and itll grow back fast. danielle and trish came over and my mom doesnt like very many people to put it simply.a dn danielle is obne of the people she doesnt liek for no appartent reason. well today she sat on my lap just to be weird and my mom flipd about it for liek 3 hours and when i got mad and said it wasnt that big of a deal she asked if i was gay wtf? i dont mind her getting upset about something stupid but when she drags on about it for 3 hours i get a lil annoyed and have to say something. a part of me really wanted to say yes mom im gay even thoughim not just to piss her off but decided thatd be bad because then i wouldnt be allowed to have friends sleep over any more. something tells me this summer is going to be good but hell all at the same time. so far ive had alot of fun but got kicked out of my hosue and today is the 1st day my mom was not working and shes already bitching at me for stupid shit. she actually mkes me feel like a bad person but if she wasnt so fucking closed minded shed have a little fun. is it weird im hoping my brother really is gay and that its just not an assumption anymore? itd be awesome if he was because my parenst are big homophobes and so uptight itd loosen them up a bit. i wish i could loosen them up but im not about to use a person just to prove a point to my parents. ahhh. anyway ive developed a list of stages you go through untill you reach teh point were your a bad kid
1. you do something your mom told you not to but as soon as she walks in the door you confess no questions asked
2. you keep quiet about what you did wrong but as soon as your mom yells your name for dinner you freak and admit you were bad
3. you learn to keep your cool but fall for the all so famous question do you have anything to tell me and spill out more than your parents actually knew
4. cant help but fall for the do you have anything to tell me and tell half the story which is still more tahn your parents knew
5. learn to wait for your parents to tell you what you did wrong then explain with a good lie you came up with while thinking of all the possible things your parents could have found leading to you being bad
basically this is how its worked out in my life so far and i can almost garentee it happens this way for other people too be parents are so predictable once you get to knwo them better. theyre pretty dumb too i cant count how many times ive said im going bowling then actually was somehwere else or even said im going skating back in the day when i was really roaming teh streets ( the pre reblian days) lol i wonder if i get kicked out before i leave for college?
1. you do something your mom told you not to but as soon as she walks in the door you confess no questions asked
2. you keep quiet about what you did wrong but as soon as your mom yells your name for dinner you freak and admit you were bad
3. you learn to keep your cool but fall for the all so famous question do you have anything to tell me and spill out more than your parents actually knew
4. cant help but fall for the do you have anything to tell me and tell half the story which is still more tahn your parents knew
5. learn to wait for your parents to tell you what you did wrong then explain with a good lie you came up with while thinking of all the possible things your parents could have found leading to you being bad
basically this is how its worked out in my life so far and i can almost garentee it happens this way for other people too be parents are so predictable once you get to knwo them better. theyre pretty dumb too i cant count how many times ive said im going bowling then actually was somehwere else or even said im going skating back in the day when i was really roaming teh streets ( the pre reblian days) lol i wonder if i get kicked out before i leave for college?