Aha here it is! So, from the pages of some borrowed comics, because I guess you gotta research to be a super hero these days?:
Pete Wisdom, this British guy, is talking. "Austin Powers' dad: now there was a wise man. And to paraphrase him, there are two kinds of people in this world I don't like - narrow-minded, xenophobic bastards who don't appreciateother peoples' cultures, and the Welsh."
Next panel: "This to the lot of them - the "we'll keep a welcome in the hillsides cottage burning cheese-eating leek-growing male voice choir collapsed-lung bunch of degenrate half-a-civilization" cavement. But hey-"
Next panel: Open on bar decorated with Welsh dragons filled with a bunch of muscled dudes with tattoos and piercings. Pete Wisdom: "What do you lot think?"
Okay, it was funnier the first time I read it probs.
There aren't any jokes about the Welsh that aren't also about the Scottish because the English have no creativity. Here's one from my hometown:
An English politician was giving a speech in Aberystwyth. He said: “I was born an Englishman. I have been an Englishman all my life, and I will die an Englishman!”
“What’s wrong, boyo?” shouted a voice from the crowd.“Got no ambition, have you?”
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WHAT?
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But I don't like maths!
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Do you know any Welsh jokes?
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Pete Wisdom, this British guy, is talking. "Austin Powers' dad: now there was a wise man. And to paraphrase him, there are two kinds of people in this world I don't like - narrow-minded, xenophobic bastards who don't appreciateother peoples' cultures, and the Welsh."
Next panel: "This to the lot of them - the "we'll keep a welcome in the hillsides cottage burning cheese-eating leek-growing male voice choir collapsed-lung bunch of degenrate half-a-civilization" cavement. But hey-"
Next panel: Open on bar decorated with Welsh dragons filled with a bunch of muscled dudes with tattoos and piercings. Pete Wisdom: "What do you lot think?"
Okay, it was funnier the first time I read it probs.
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There aren't any jokes about the Welsh that aren't also about the Scottish because the English have no creativity. Here's one from my hometown:
An English politician was giving a speech in Aberystwyth. He said: “I was born an Englishman. I have been an Englishman all my life, and I will die an Englishman!”
“What’s wrong, boyo?” shouted a voice from the crowd.“Got no ambition, have you?”
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