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You know, all things considered it could have been much worse, lads. I mean, which one of you got Gretchen Spinks? Because she is a shite kisser, that Gretchen...her mouth is just too big. But Daphne Greengrass isn't all that bad, I don't know where Parkinson gets off saying she's got pie thighs, because she has rather nice thighs and legs and an excellent bottom.
Of course, I have known all along who was behind this whole thing! I know Lavvers' handiwork anywhere! The matching purple napkins were a dead giveaway if you ask me, but no one did. Anyway, thank you Lavender, I don't expect I'll be seeing Daphne again soon, but she's a much better kisser companion than Gretchen who was always trying to talk as you put the moves on her, if you know what I'm getting at, Daphne is much quieter which can only be good as far as I'm concerned because it allows me to be charming and dashing with little interruption, I think she was blown away by the french poetry recitation and it was all...erm...downhill, from there. Not that I am being euphemistic, or I might be.
Say. Has anyone noticed how much better the dormitories have smelled since I've been a charmer? You're welcome.
Of course, I have known all along who was behind this whole thing! I know Lavvers' handiwork anywhere! The matching purple napkins were a dead giveaway if you ask me, but no one did. Anyway, thank you Lavender, I don't expect I'll be seeing Daphne again soon, but she's a much better kisser companion than Gretchen who was always trying to talk as you put the moves on her, if you know what I'm getting at, Daphne is much quieter which can only be good as far as I'm concerned because it allows me to be charming and dashing with little interruption, I think she was blown away by the french poetry recitation and it was all...erm...downhill, from there. Not that I am being euphemistic, or I might be.
Say. Has anyone noticed how much better the dormitories have smelled since I've been a charmer? You're welcome.