Jul 22, 2004 11:52
To clear up some of the mystery, here are some quick facts:
1) You are not capable of kicking my ass.
2) I am definitely not shaking in my boots.
3) I don't even wear boots.
4) But maybe I do.
5) I work in "customer service."
6) I "serviced" your mom last night.
7) I have zero allegiance to anyone. This isn't about taking sides. I just don't like you.
8) Starts with the letter "M."
9) I may not necessarily hail from Winona.
10) Then again, you never know.