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Looking at artistic nude photos with my friend, I'm trying to appreciate the beauty in life but all I can do is point out the tiny penises and the large nipples. Is it bad that other people's boobs make me love mine all that much more? Will it be creepy if I post an ode to my cleavage on eljay? (Thank god for anonymous sex blogs). I've decided to indulge my inner celebrity and take that trusty cosmo-uk quiz they always 'ace' for myself:
(answers are in bold, italics are my additions.)
Name: Elizabeth
I feel most sexy in:
a. A dress
b. Jeans and a cute top
c. Lingerie
d. Nothing at all
(or a man's shirt.)
My favourite body part is:
a. My bum
b. My boobs
c. My legs
d. My abs
Sex on a first date is
a. A bad idea
b. Something everyone should try once
c. A lot of fun
d. I wouldn't know (well, I'm young.)
On a Saturday night, I can be found:
a. Partying at a club
b. Having dinner with my boyfriend
c. Watching a movie at home
d. Other (smoking with friends, maybe just hanging around.)
I try to avoid:
a. Alcohol
b. Diets
c. The Sun
d. Cigarettes
e. Other (All of the above!)
The Hottest guy in Hollywood is:
a. Jude Law
b. Brad Bitt
c. Matthew McConaughey
d. Other (Maybe Colin Farrell. But where are the guys with floppy dirty blond hair and blue eyes? Shouldn't that be TOTAL HOLLYWOOD-esque?)
The quality that most attracts me to a guy is:
a. A gorgeous face
b. A hot body
c. A great sense of humour
d. Brains
(I can't help it -- everyone has a type.)
Anyway, what is everyone up to New Years? It feels like nobody is throwing a party, and I want to meet new people. I've decided the best time to hook up is before the new year, that way, once the first rolls around, you can start afresh with a new slate either way.
(answers are in bold, italics are my additions.)
Name: Elizabeth
I feel most sexy in:
a. A dress
b. Jeans and a cute top
c. Lingerie
d. Nothing at all
(or a man's shirt.)
My favourite body part is:
a. My bum
b. My boobs
c. My legs
d. My abs
Sex on a first date is
a. A bad idea
b. Something everyone should try once
c. A lot of fun
d. I wouldn't know (well, I'm young.)
On a Saturday night, I can be found:
a. Partying at a club
b. Having dinner with my boyfriend
c. Watching a movie at home
d. Other (smoking with friends, maybe just hanging around.)
I try to avoid:
a. Alcohol
b. Diets
c. The Sun
d. Cigarettes
e. Other (All of the above!)
The Hottest guy in Hollywood is:
a. Jude Law
b. Brad Bitt
c. Matthew McConaughey
d. Other (Maybe Colin Farrell. But where are the guys with floppy dirty blond hair and blue eyes? Shouldn't that be TOTAL HOLLYWOOD-esque?)
The quality that most attracts me to a guy is:
a. A gorgeous face
b. A hot body
c. A great sense of humour
d. Brains
(I can't help it -- everyone has a type.)
Anyway, what is everyone up to New Years? It feels like nobody is throwing a party, and I want to meet new people. I've decided the best time to hook up is before the new year, that way, once the first rolls around, you can start afresh with a new slate either way.