009 - [Locked from hostiles; backdated to late afternoon]

[notapaperboy]

Boredom stinks. There hasn't been anything to do recently.

Then why not find something to do, Clause?

Like what?

I'd say draw on someone's face but...

Nah, I missed that opprotunity when Greg was passed out drunk last night. I considered it, but decided not to.

Well....

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[onisensei]

Wait...who are you?

[notapaperboy]

Clause.

[onisensei]

Wait...did we adopt another person while I was frozen? Are you a singing robot too?

[bondingalchemy]

Clause is from my world, Onizuka. She's been living with me for a while now ever since she arrived here.

[onisensei]

What do ya keep em in a closet or something? How come I've never met them?

Sensei you have met them before.

I have not.

I was there, you weren't paying attention.

What was I paying attention to?

Haku was wearing a low cut top.

Well can you blame me?

yes.

[bondingalchemy]

No. See, after Winry told me to go after Clause when she arrived, I took her in my room that I had at DATS Neon, and after that, she was attacked by some asshole who stabbed her through the stomach and stepped on her hands repeatedly, causing them to break. I still want to ram a rusted crowbar coated with cyanide and liquid mercury up his ass and then dunk him in a barrel full of acid for what he did to Clause and me...

And then when I decided to move into the Hyperion, she came with me and has been living here ever since.

( OOC: Strikes are semi-fail!locked. )

[drunkkareoke]

I love you dear, but you haven't even noticed we're putting up two people in our apartment.

And you can't use my chest as an excuse all the time.

[onisensei]

I noticed you were waiting till someone left to pounce on me the day after I unfroze...and I think one of them was that kid who said he was talking to me all the time but who's the other guy?

I can and will use that excuse so long as I am a hot blooded male.

[drunkkareoke]

Ssh. Don't talk like that on Clause's comm.

Kaito is our big brother. Nigaito is... apparently one of the mass-produced versions of Vocaloids made for common use.

They're just staying with us temporarily.

Though... I heard Greg grumbling the other day about taking you up on some offer of stealing keys? What's that about?

[onisensei]

AHH! Sorry!

Common use? huh?

Oh right...well I was thinking...what's to stop us from going down to the office and getting the apartment keys ourselves? I mean it's not like Lorne would turn them away right?

[drunkkareoke]

Uh. Mass produced? Like.. the original units are really high quality, expensively made. They're not for sale. But I guess some one is making lower quality knock offs? Which... is kind of sad when you think about it...

... is his partner frozen too?

[onisensei]

Oh I get it! I always knew you were special~

Yep, already poked around there once and both of em are stiff as can be.

where'd you learn to pick locks like that anyway sen-mff!

S-shut up!!!

[drunkkareoke]

...

*long sigh*

You know I don't approve of that stuff, Onizuka.

... but... they do need more space...

[onisensei]

I didn't touch anything I was just checking on them honest!

If Lorne actually cares...which I doubt...we'll take the heat, I want our space back. Sides if anyone would complain it'd be my old man first.

[drunkkareoke]

I will talk to Lorne when he wakes up.

THIS TIME. I'm willing to look the other way. Go get the keys, I'll let everyone know.

[onisensei]

O-OK...sorry...

Ha! Even you have relationship trouble sometimes.

YOU JERK THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!