Application for inthe_kitchen
How to Bake a Perfect Apple Pie
1. Practice puppy face in the mirror
2. Approach Girlfriend with practiced puppy face.
3. Tell her you're hungry.
4. Say please.
5. Attempt to look as pitiful as humanly possible [icon is a good example of how you should look once it's been well practiced. Don't get discouraged. I've been practicing this for years]
*If she tells you later follow steps 6 and 7
6. Tell her 'but I'm hungry'
7. Repeat the pitiful puppy face.
If these steps are executed correctly and to the letter you will end up with at least one, usually two and sometimes three perfectly baked apple pies.
1. Practice puppy face in the mirror
2. Approach Girlfriend with practiced puppy face.
3. Tell her you're hungry.
4. Say please.
5. Attempt to look as pitiful as humanly possible [icon is a good example of how you should look once it's been well practiced. Don't get discouraged. I've been practicing this for years]
*If she tells you later follow steps 6 and 7
6. Tell her 'but I'm hungry'
7. Repeat the pitiful puppy face.
If these steps are executed correctly and to the letter you will end up with at least one, usually two and sometimes three perfectly baked apple pies.