And now for an important message from your local non-profit. (backdated)
Hey, everyone. I know it's late and you guys need to get to bed, but I'd like to take a moment of your time to discuss a cause that is very near and dear to my heart.
These innocent herbivores have for eons peacefully roamed the the tropics, unhindered by human activity. However, with the current rise in human development and deforestation, this rare species of manatee has been pushed back to areas of the globe that cannot possibly support their population. As a result, each year at least... um, a couple of these beautiful creatures crashes into a landlocked area and gets mistaken for a German dirigible, or washes up on a northern beach and gets mistaken for a whale, or terrorizes Tokyo and gets mistaken for a giant monster. But we all know the truth, people - it's time to get out of denial and wake up to the atrocities our own carelessness has caused!
That's why Habitats for Huge Manatees needs all the support it can get. Anything you can do will help, whether it's fund-raising, canvassing, or helping global warming create more ocean for these manatees to graze in. We're heading in the right direction, but we just need a little push and every little bit helps!
Thank you, City.
These innocent herbivores have for eons peacefully roamed the the tropics, unhindered by human activity. However, with the current rise in human development and deforestation, this rare species of manatee has been pushed back to areas of the globe that cannot possibly support their population. As a result, each year at least... um, a couple of these beautiful creatures crashes into a landlocked area and gets mistaken for a German dirigible, or washes up on a northern beach and gets mistaken for a whale, or terrorizes Tokyo and gets mistaken for a giant monster. But we all know the truth, people - it's time to get out of denial and wake up to the atrocities our own carelessness has caused!
That's why Habitats for Huge Manatees needs all the support it can get. Anything you can do will help, whether it's fund-raising, canvassing, or helping global warming create more ocean for these manatees to graze in. We're heading in the right direction, but we just need a little push and every little bit helps!
Thank you, City.