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notajanitor

TEN people you don't want at your funeral

Sep 20, 2008 16:53

TEN people you don't want at your funeral ( Read more... )

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sounds_eternal September 20 2008, 23:51:06 UTC

You couldn't remember my name? I'm almost offended, Roger.

notajanitor September 20 2008, 23:54:48 UTC

Is there anything you don't read?

sounds_eternal September 20 2008, 23:56:21 UTC

No. It's my job to know things, Roger. Surely you can understand that.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 00:16:54 UTC

And here I thought it was to barge into a private facility and kill as many people as you could.

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 00:20:45 UTC

We have clearly reached a misunderstanding, though considering what Ben told me on the day I met him, that's hardly a surprise.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 00:39:45 UTC

Never said I was perfect.

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 01:40:56 UTC

Lucky for you, I didn't expect you to be. I can clear a few things up for you if you like starting with an easy one. My name is Richard.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 01:46:14 UTC

Well I never said I gave a damn about what you thought either.

You don't look like a Richard. Wish I could say it was a pleasure to meet you.

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 01:49:56 UTC

You should care, or was dying the first time a pleasant experience for you?

Oh? And just what do I look like?

notajanitor September 21 2008, 02:01:13 UTC

*points* Hey, pal, I don't know if you think that makeup makes you look badass or something but I'm not scared of you.

I dunno...a Mike or something? Michael?

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 02:23:28 UTC

I didn't say you should be afraid of me, just that it would be in your best interests to value what I have to say.

There was once a Michael on this island, though I'm not him.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 02:37:27 UTC

I'll think about it.

Yeah? There were a few before...well you know better than me.

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 02:48:46 UTC

A wise choice.

A few before what? I know many things Roger, but knowing how to read your mind concerning what you would say next isn't one of them.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 03:48:26 UTC

Yeah, well. *raises beer can lamely in a toast, then considers* Want one?

Before everyone ended up dead, that's what. There were like 5 guys named Michael on the island before that.

sounds_eternal September 21 2008, 05:57:27 UTC

*calm, slow smile* I don't see why not. Thank you, Roger.

It's quite the common name.

notajanitor September 21 2008, 06:47:03 UTC

*breaks a can from the six pack waiting until the other is attentive and tosses the can lightly, underhand* No biggie.

Yeah, well. *shrugs* It's simple. I'm not big on nameology or complicated names.

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