[01] - [Voice and Video] Enter the monsters, stage left
[The device clicks on to audio]
-- amnit!! What the fuck is this bullshit, Kakuzu this is all your fault --
[Audio clicks in and out while the voice continues to rant, only snippets are caught. Eventually video clicks on, showing two men in Akatsuki cloaks. One is masked, with strange light-on-dark eyes, the other is albino, and still bitching.]
Hey! Kakuzu, what the fuck are you doing with that piece of crap? Jeez man, this place reeks of fucking shit, seriously! At least it's better then that fucking hole. See you bastard. I told you Lord Jashin wasn't fake, but you just had to be a self-righteous bastard! And now look what happened! We both fucking die and end up in this cesspool -- jeez, this is retarded...
Shut up Hidan. [The masked man speaks gruff and abrupt, eyes never leaving the device.] I take it this is a communication device, to anyone listening, an explanation of the situation would be useful. I took the liberty of browsing some of the archives, but I want further clarification.
The hell? A communication device? [LEERS IN AT CAMERA] Oi! You motherfuckers! Tell me where the fuck I am and who the hell brought me here so I can ram my scythe up your ass and through your mouth!
Hidan. [The growl is low and warning.]
--What?
Come here.
[Hidan walks over to Kakuzu]
What? If you have something to say then fucking say it, I'm not deaf! Or did you make your worthless ass useful for once and found something goddamn worthwhile huh? Man...I'm seriously itching to find a sacrifice for Lord Jashin you know.
[Kakuzu just reaches up, his hand and face turning dark--literally, the color changing to a deep mahogany--as he grabs Hidan by the back of the neck and slams the albino's face down onto his knee. The device falls--]
Oi! You cheap bastard -- fuck, fuck! I'm going too --
[And the feed clicks off.]
-- amnit!! What the fuck is this bullshit, Kakuzu this is all your fault --
[Audio clicks in and out while the voice continues to rant, only snippets are caught. Eventually video clicks on, showing two men in Akatsuki cloaks. One is masked, with strange light-on-dark eyes, the other is albino, and still bitching.]
Hey! Kakuzu, what the fuck are you doing with that piece of crap? Jeez man, this place reeks of fucking shit, seriously! At least it's better then that fucking hole. See you bastard. I told you Lord Jashin wasn't fake, but you just had to be a self-righteous bastard! And now look what happened! We both fucking die and end up in this cesspool -- jeez, this is retarded...
Shut up Hidan. [The masked man speaks gruff and abrupt, eyes never leaving the device.] I take it this is a communication device, to anyone listening, an explanation of the situation would be useful. I took the liberty of browsing some of the archives, but I want further clarification.
The hell? A communication device? [LEERS IN AT CAMERA] Oi! You motherfuckers! Tell me where the fuck I am and who the hell brought me here so I can ram my scythe up your ass and through your mouth!
Hidan. [The growl is low and warning.]
--What?
Come here.
[Hidan walks over to Kakuzu]
What? If you have something to say then fucking say it, I'm not deaf! Or did you make your worthless ass useful for once and found something goddamn worthwhile huh? Man...I'm seriously itching to find a sacrifice for Lord Jashin you know.
[Kakuzu just reaches up, his hand and face turning dark--literally, the color changing to a deep mahogany--as he grabs Hidan by the back of the neck and slams the albino's face down onto his knee. The device falls--]
Oi! You cheap bastard -- fuck, fuck! I'm going too --
[And the feed clicks off.]