[02] - [Video]

[notaheartless]

[The video clicks on and... Yeah, Kakuzu is significantly filled out in the curves department. Unfortunately he's not any shorter. He doesn't appear ruffled, but then with the strange eyes and mask, it's hard to tell if he has any expression at all. His--or rather her--voice is still low, but huskier, more sultry, less gruff.]A worthwhile trade, if

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[voice] brb, dying

[notaheartless]

Can I help you?

[Oh the mix of venom and indifference...]

[voice] NO NO IT IS AWESOME

[notaheartless]

[He's ninety-one years old, he knows exactly what's going on. He's just deciding whether to be amused or annoyed.]

You have no chance, boy.

[voice]

[notaheartless]

Likely I'll be male again by that point.

[Crushing young men's hearts is always fun.]

[voice]

[notaheartless]

Merely inconvenient. You could, however, work on your timing when looking for women.

[voice]

[notaheartless]

If your libido is a problem, boy, I would be happy to neuter you.

[voice] Ahaha, you're the one cracking me up moot!

[notaheartless]

No, dogs at least can be trained. Humans, on the other hand, are much more trouble.

[voice] /loves on so much

[notaheartless]

Perhaps you don't.

[voice] a-ahhhhh /quivers

[notaheartless]

On occasion.