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[notahawkingbird]

If we'd had these things at Ava's wedding, I could have humiliated those guys who tried to rob us and had fun doing it.

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[vision_ya]

[...I can see you doing that.]

[notahawkingbird]

The power of Cute compels you! *shoots tiny teddy bears*

[vision_ya]

[We ought to get you a couple of those for crime-fighting purposes.]

[notahawkingbird]

I couldn't bear to use them for crime-fighting, though! I'd save them for when I want to shoot one of you guys but don't want to get lectured for turning you into pincushions.

[vision_ya]

[...So Eli would wind up with a lot of teddy-bear-shaped bruises?]

[notahawkingbird]

...Probably.

Ooh! Cassie could shrink and I could shoot her at people!

[magnetlips]

...That's going to hurt.

[notahawkingbird]

Not if you grow while you're in the air.

Well, okay. Maybe a bit. That's why you have to make sure to knock the target over so you can land on him.

[magnetlips]

Yeah, the satisfaction of knocking the guy over should outweigh any pain.

[notahawkingbird]

If we save it for the ones who annoy us both, yeah.

[magnetlips]

And afterwards I can shoot an actual teddy bear once victory has been accomplished!

[notahawkingbird]

A victory bear!

[tommysheperd]

We could fill the bears full of shrapnel or anthrax or something and then have you shoot them at the bad guys.

...what?

[notahawkingbird]

But then you can't cuddle the ones that survive battle!

[magnetlips]

At least it's a step up from wanting to vaporize them.

...I think.

[notahawkingbird]

Or possibly a step into more devious and worrisome territory. I think I'll worry.