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[notahawkingbird]

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[magnetlips]

So you like to eat people?

[notahawkingbird]

No, they tend to disagree with me afterwards.

[magnetlips]

I would hope so.

[notahawkingbird]

I hope you change your mind if all the animals vanish or something and we have to resort to cannibalism.

[magnetlips]

Couldn't we eat fruits and vegetables?

[notahawkingbird]

We would have to resort to cannibalism to make sure the fruits and vegetables don't run out. Either that or we take up every available bit of land and guarantee that the animals don't return until we're long dead as a species.

[magnetlips]

...Wouldn't it make sense to eat the fruits and vegetables and hten eat other people if we have to?

[notahawkingbird]

One must plan ahead if one seeks the full advantage.

[magnetlips]

You're suggesting we skip running out of food and eat each other?

Remind me never to be stuck on an island with you.

[notahawkingbird]

You guys would be safe since you're my friends and teammates, but otherwise it's Darwinism in action and the idiots are on the top of my list.

[magnetlips]

You're starting to scare me.

[notahawkingbird]

*scuffle and a bang* Excuse me, I have to go throttle Eli. *logs off so he can't use her journal anymore*

[magnetlips]

Oh just go kiss all ready.

[notahawkingbird]

I can and will shave your eyebrows off.

[magnetlips]

If you do I'm gonna pout at everyone until they shave your head.

[notahawkingbird]

I'll just scare them off, you know. With my scary, scary Kateness.